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PRESENT
Mom and Dad hide behind "Raising Present Kids" and "The Unplugged Child" while their two phoneless kids stare at the ceiling. Forty minutes later the kids crack, and the books are proven right.
UNDIVIDED
A couple sits eighteen inches apart in a café, both on FaceTime with each other. Putting the phone down counts as hanging up. The old couple sharing a plate at the next table gets pitied for it.
BE SEEN
A LinkedIn influencer witnesses a high-speed collision and immediately drafts a viral post: "Yesterday I watched a stranger nearly die. Here are three things it taught me about B2B sales."
CERTIFIED HUMAN
An artisan shop sells $4,900 "Small-Batch Human Error" goods with notarized moments of tiredness—while an industrial machine clanks in the back generating synthetic imperfections.
PROOF OF LIFE
Mourners at a funeral whisper diagnostic AI text evaluations during a eulogy ("Em dash cadence... 68% probability"), prompting a CAPTCHA challenge: "Select every square containing genuine grief."
THE HANDOFF
Two AI assistants negotiate dating metrics, salary bands, and trauma history on behalf of their human owners—until the actual humans bump into each other on the street.
THE SYNERGY LOOP
Dave and Karen sit in adjacent cubicles trading corporate jargon via email: "I am circling back... aligning with your circle back... synergizing the touch base." Three hours pass in absolute silence.
THE ATTENTION VOID
A man watches TV baking shows, listens to true-crime audiobooks on headphones, and mashes match-3 games on his phone all at once. Senses saturated, yet brain completely blank.